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"olive garden gave me herpes" .
food funny sexual
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"i'd fuck ed mcmahon" .
celebs funny sexual
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"i gave a bird snarge" .
funny
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"behold the genius of fall out boy" .
celebs funny music
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"reed doughty can't cover a statue" .
funny offensive sports
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"cedric benson is the best ever" .
funny sports
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"murder you for olive garden" .
food funny
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"spoiler alert: heroes sucks" .
funny tv
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"olive garden is better than mortons" .
food funny
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"whiskey brown shit" .
food funny offensive
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"The Maniche Memo" .
The Maniche Memo describes how to take shots that ensure the following play will be a goal kick.
Dirk Kuyt has read one memo and he sticks by it. The Maniche Memo.
funny serious sports
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"reed doughty can't tackle a barstool" .
funny sports
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"the detroit lions aren't really that bad" .
funny sports
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"ruined gefilte fish" .
Ruined gefilte fish. That's like saying yellowish yellow.
food funny serious
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"rather eat olive garden than fuck" .
food funny sexual
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"Al Davis' face makes me horny" .
There is no other usage of this phrase.
funny offensive sexual sports
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"al sharpton better pray i don't get ED" .
Al Sharpton better pray I don't get ED, because I am one more disease away from killing someone famous that I hate.
celebs funny offensive politics serious sexual
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"ejaculating on freshly laid stool" .
ejaculating on freshly laid stool. do you really need an example usage?
funny offensive sexual
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"I wanted to hear the full abortion" .
And the song was like four minutes long. I was doing other things, but I wanted to hear the full abortion.
funny music offensive sexual
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"my hole is my cannon" .
The battle is between me and the bathroom. My hole is my cannon.
funny offensive serious
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"badly worn vag" .
Have you seen Al Davis lately? His face looks like a badly worn vag.
funny offensive sexual sports
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"You enjoy feces in your mouth?" .
Wine critics are full of shit. My problem is, how is that a good thing? What human smells lead pencil or eats lead pencil and enjoys it? Same thing with the earthy and poopiness. You enjoy feces in your mouth? Give me a break.
food funny offensive sexual
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"boston my market on" .
Their 'For a good time, insert straw' cups makes me want to Boston my Market on their marketing staff's face.
food funny sexual
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"you are a douche and so is your bar" .
Hey Steve... you are a douche and so is your bar.
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"drawing Michael Jackson dead" .
Shit, if you already have the flush then I'm seriously drawing Michael Jackson dead.
celebs funny history offensive serious sports
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"memories you made that you can't recall" .
Losing thousands in Vegas? Sounds like a small price to pay for the memories you made that you can't recall...
funny serious sexual
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"i got herpes from an olive garden bathroom" .
food funny sexual
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"coups de balls" .
On the one hand I don't owe huge medical school loans. But here's the coups de balls... I'm not a doctor.
funny serious sexual
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"smells like Gargamel but tastes great" .
If what you drink smells like Gargamel but tastes great, why smell it at all?
food funny tv
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"i taste scrumtrulescent" .
all women agree that i taste scrumtrulescent
funny offensive sexual
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"Does it feel like you are shitting a porcupine?" .
funny offensive
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"rather eat olive garden than bang" .
food funny sexual
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"i pray to jesus christ that you get dick cancer " .
funny offensive sexual
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"olive garden tastes like snarge" .
food funny
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"It's like watching Charles Barkley golf" .
Have you seen a soccer player throw? It's like watching Charles Barkley golf.
celebs funny sports
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"Do you speak Asian? " .
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"fig eating camel fuckers" .
Take our current situation with those fig eating camel fuckers in Iraq...
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"serena williams is a douche " .
Serena Williams is a douche.
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"ten dollars used to be a handjob" .
ten bucks used to mean something. ten dollars used to be a handjob.
funny history sexual
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"i was horny for quantum leap" .
That show was oustanding. I was horny for Quantum Leap.
celebs funny history sexual tv
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"paranormal activity was as scary as the next karate kid" .
paranormal activity was as scary as the next karate kid -- Terry Kim reviews
celebs funny movies serious tv
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"Maurice Jones Drew is a whore and a child molester" .
If we're doing odes, I'd like to call out MJD, who has had mostly subpar to average weeks every week this season, except the two times Dago has played Mojo and he's decided to bust out 40+ scores. MJD is a whore and a child molester.
celebs funny offensive sexual sports
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"linguini with snarge" .
food funny
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"brandon flowers raped my health" .
I saw the Killers last night. I am absolutely destroyed. Brandon Flowers raped my health.
celebs funny music offensive sexual
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"F him in Chris Evert's V" .
Greg Norman is the ball licker. He has a 200-foot yacht. F that guy. F him in Chris Evert's V.
celebs funny sexual sports
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"the point is my shaft" .
The point is my shaft, and how can I get her to work it?
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"never put your tongue in a prostitute" .
never put your tongue in a prostitute or someone you're trying to rape. i know this is common sense, but since not everyone seems to realize i feel like it should be written down somewhere.
food funny offensive serious sexual
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"pin the tail on the hurting" .
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"meaningless bitch slut catch " .
Team Mojo fails to capitalize on a -17 spot from Matt Hasselbeck, and Vincent Jackson makes a meaningless bitch slut catch on the very last drive to seal a tie for Lil Dago.
celebs funny offensive serious sexual sports tv
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"Clinton Portis begins looking like Jessica Alba" .
If three or four top RBs coming off the board and you don't have one, all of a sudden Clinton Portis begins looking like Jessica Alba.
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"it's the musical equivalent of diarrhea" .
That's the worst song/video* I've ever witnessed. It's the musical equivalent of diarrhea.
*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFFIJ9W1St4
funny music
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