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i have a bomb proof colon. can you pass the bread? alalalalalalalalala.

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Al Sharpton better pray I don't get ED, because I am one more disease away from killing someone famous that I hate.

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ejaculating on freshly laid stool. do you really need an example usage?

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Have you seen Al Davis lately? His face looks like a badly worn vag.

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There is no other usage of this phrase.

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Wine critics are full of shit. My problem is, how is that a good thing? What human smells lead pencil or eats lead pencil and enjoys it? Same thing with the earthy and poopiness. You enjoy feces in your mouth? Give me a break.

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And the song was like four minutes long. I was doing other things, but I wanted to hear the full abortion.

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If we're doing odes, I'd like to call out MJD, who has had mostly subpar to average weeks every week this season, except the two times Dago has played Mojo and he's decided to bust out 40+ scores. MJD is a whore and a child molester.

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Serena Williams is a douche.

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all women agree that i taste scrumtrulescent

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The battle is between me and the bathroom. My hole is my cannon.

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Shit, if you already have the flush then I'm seriously drawing Michael Jackson dead.

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Danica Patrick is honky trash

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Team Mojo fails to capitalize on a -17 spot from Matt Hasselbeck, and Vincent Jackson makes a meaningless bitch slut catch on the very last drive to seal a tie for Lil Dago.

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I saw the Killers last night. I am absolutely destroyed. Brandon Flowers raped my health.

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Take our current situation with those fig eating camel fuckers in Iraq...

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Manute Bol would destroy your insides

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never put your tongue in a prostitute or someone you're trying to rape. i know this is common sense, but since not everyone seems to realize i feel like it should be written down somewhere.

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The point is my shaft, and how can I get her to work it?

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Found cat didn't know what to call it. Found here http://allcatsnames.com/male-cat-names full list of names for cats.

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